happy freddy


a mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. its cousin, the grumpy freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of america.
i could not beleive it, i actually saw a happy freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.

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