Happy Hands
adj. a male’s hands used to caress a female’s body, usually around the chest area.
v. to put hands up someone’s shirt and m-ssage their br–sts
i put my happy hands up jenny’s shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.
when a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.
kasey did the happy hands with ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
that hand that r-t-rds have…..you know
look at the r-t-rd with that happy hand
that hand that r-t-rds have…..you know
look at that r-t-rd with a happy hand
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