happy jab


intentionally poking someone with an erect p-n-s.
braaaahhh. i happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

i woke my girlfriend up this morning for s-x with a few happy jabs.

i’m sick of my boss riding my -ss so i happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

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