happy juice


hennessy and apple juice mixed together.
happy juice is the sh-t man.
a mixture of juice (pineapple, fruit punch or orange from concentrate) and alcohol usually rum (white or aged) that taste nothing like liquor and fools many into believing they are drinking only juice until the effects start to take effect. happy juice is usually stronger than drinking the same liquor on another basis as many bottles can be used and the taste barely changes.

recipe can be experimented with and varied to drinkers preference
some girls don’t like to drink straight hard liquor so they drink happy juice as an alternative and get even more f-cked up.
a mix of a alcohol drink and juce of any type
i’m bout to get {crunk} on that happy juice
s-m-n, c-m, j-zz

s-m-n therapy
lisa’s doctor prescribed moco’s happy-juice for her depression; at least three times daily!
another word used to say j-zz, c-m, man juice, etc.
person 1: oh man i heard u and (insert girl’s name here) fu–ed last night.

person 2: yeah! man i spilled my happy juice everywhere!!!.
anything (such as a movie, book, or song) that makes you excited only by hearing it referenced.
“hey, did you hear about that guy that did that more cowbell routine?”
“omg, will ferrell??? he’s my happy juice!!!!”
stuff that comes out of your genitals when you get … happy.
ooops looks like i got some happy juice on your face. eh…

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