Happy murder


a slang term for masturbation, relating to the death of sperm after -j-c-l-t–n.

also, a mood for when a person reaches emotional breaking point. though this rarely results in actual murder, the person usualy feels happy to commit this act at the time.
“after the realisation that all his dreams had fallen to nothing, his spirit was broken. he unloaded the .45 into the crowd, happy murder”

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