Happy Pains


the aching soreness and bruising one gets the day after an insanely intence, yet fun workout.
dude, i’m feeling crazy happy pains from overdoing it at the gym yesterday. i know man, i’ve been training so hard in krav maga that i’ve had happy pains everywhere for a month straight!

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