Happy Patties
before a man has -n-l s-x with a woman, he puts lettuce in her r-ct-mm and proceeds to ram it in. after it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.
screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!
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