Happy Raccoon


when getting ready to -j-c-l-t- from c-nn-l-ng-s, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a s-m-n covered racc–n. then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.
did you hear that mel gibson gave oksana grigorieva a happy racc–n right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?
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the happy racc–n is when:
you first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. this will cause the girl to have to hav to take a m-ssive f-cking sh-t. now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that b-tches fat sk-nky -ss. now the x-lax is probly kikin in. the girl now begins to cr-p on your feet giving a feeling like no other. now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz -ss and draw circles with tha sh-t on your feet around tha girlz eyes. this will make her look like a racc–n, hence the name “the happy racc–n”.
“mr. t and i did the happy racc–n and then i tried it with a real racc–n”- antonio banderas

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