happy robber
coat your b-lls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. pull away your b-lls from the face of the b-tch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. the ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. the tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. you rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.
i pressed my tar-soaked scr-t-m upon that c-m guzzling ho bag’s eye’s like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.
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