Happy Vertical People Transporters
elevators that have the ability to see into the future… product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire “the hitchhiker’s guide” by douglas adams….
about the sirius cybernetics corporation…………..
it is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. in other words – and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the corporation’s galaxy-wide success is founded – their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. “happy vertical people transporters”
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