happyrant
a vehement monologue that sounds, looks, and smells like a rant, but in which only positive things are said.
…and i’ll tell you what else! there is absolutely no f-cking reason you should not put on that godd-mn bikini and walk around like you own the f-cking place because you are a hundred times hotter than you realize and the sooner you f-cking own that the sooner the rest of us can start feeling properly jealous and/or l-stful toward you, and the sooner — don’t you walk away from my happyrant!
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