Harassel
contraction of har-ss and h-ssel
when one is continually annoyed or provoked by a non-corporeal ent-ty or condition of their own devise; else by any being of lesser significance to themselves.
to have stress forced upon yourself by an annoying little git
don’t you dare har-ssel me.
sorry for being out of sorts, but i was being har-sseled all day
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