hard attack

an uncontrolled raging-b-n-r brought on by the presence of a bad -ss chick. also happens when watching p-rn in dorm rooms or on computers across the us. can be fatal if not treated immediately. if no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. a travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.
her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) excuse me, but can you unb-tton my blouse? it seems to be a little too…tight.

sucker: (shaking) umm…s-s-sure..!

her: oops, nevermind! i think i’m just going to go back in and…finger, oh i mean, figure it out, hehe. -walks off-

suckers friend: d-mn, dude. what took you so long?

sucker: sorry, some b-tch just gave me a hard attack.
a sudden, intense succession of erections. usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won’t admit it.
when jarrett doll saw emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.
an unfortunate medical phenomena caused by an overdosing on drugs such as v–gr-, cialis, and levitra. excess blood flow to the p-n-s causes health issues throughout the rest of the body.
“i heard that nick took seven v–gr-s to make sure that his d-ck-in-a-box joke worked out right, only to have a hard attack and black out on his floor.”
instant arousing caused by a she female:
“cecilie was so d-mn hot at the party last nite, she almost gave me a hard attack in front of everyone”
a public involuntary b-n-r.
scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.
1) getting a heart attack from doing s-x, while being “hard”.

2) getting a b-n-r for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.
you know that greasy fries are probably not good for you, as your father died from a “hard attack”. so do you mind
if i finish eating them?

when i was young, i always got some “hard attacks” at school
just by looking at the girls. i hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since i had a huge bone showing through my pants.
the metal station of sirius satellite radio… great station, plays every metal band from judas priest to kreator to death to the human abstract to machine head to etc… and there are great speciality shows like “bl–dy roots” with ian christe and the stoner metal show “contact high” with bobby black from high times
“did you hear the new machine head song yet?”
“yea, on hard attack yesterday, pretty good”