a mixed drink consisting of hard alcohol, v–gr-/cialis, and rohypnol/roofalin. used primarily by gold digging hoes trying to get knocked up by rich celebrities, people trying create blackmail material, and general psychotic f-ckers.
a: dude why would f-ck that ho without a rubber?
b: i didn’t f-ck her, she raped me.
a: how can a woman rape a man?
b: she made me a hard cosby instead of a gin & tonic.
a: oh sh-t, see that’s why you make your own drinks.
- dungeon coochie
when a v-g-n- smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon. yuck! that dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!
a stupid cuck, he will literally eat your c-ck. the g-yest man alive. william marqueer de prado no-p-n-s.
when someone forgets to remove j-zz from their -sshole and it leaks out later yeah dude i fell asleep after -n-l s-x and left j-zz in my -sshole, total b-ttersandwich
sarcastic b-tch elizia is a sarcastic b-tch
- jameson haines
jameson haines is an amazing, loving considerate friend. he’s there for you when you need him and always looks on the bright side. if you look into his intelligent dark brown eyes, you’re sure to get lost. he’s sweet, kind, and really cute. he loves to play soccer and swim. i’m very lucky to have […]