Hard Dick And Bubblegum
when a man is quick to have s-x with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you “nothing but hard d-ck and bubblegum”
stuart, i want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard d-ck and bubblegum.
stay away from vito, he’s all hard d-ck and bubblegum.
when your only relations with a female is to have s-x or give her your erectile p-n-s and a piece of chewing gum
i dont love these hoes all they get is hard d-ck and bubblegum
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