Hard eggs


an obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the “eggs”) in quick bursts with the hands.
i gave my b-tch some hard eggs last week. pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. it was chill.

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