hard in the face


when a person’s face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. as if they’ve been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. this can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.
“woah, lorde is only 16? she looks so hard in the face. i would have guessed more like 36.”

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