Hard-on Alley
any area where many extremely hot females stay, shop, socialize, and/or walk through. this area can usually be found in shopping malls and universities. men of all ages who find this heaven on earth area can quite possibly achieve a raging erection, become wide-eyed, and/or forget all of his problems. medical research has proven that, visiting this area on a daily basis will help you get over your ex-girlfriend(s), spark interests in women, forget any current girlfriends, and increase blood flow to your p-n-s. may also be known as hard-on street.
1. david and his buddy, gerardo, became speechless when they opened the doors and discovered the secret of “hard-on alley.”
2. i always get a m-ssive erection when i meet my girlfriend in hard-on alley.
3. johnny looks forward to shopping with his ugly girlfriend in hopes that he will be able to walk through hard-on alley.
4. when jimmy is sad, he always walks to hard-on alley to raise his spirits.
5. as he walked through hard-on alley, young timmy discovered a lump in his pants for the first time in his life. a few seconds later, confusing feelings and questions filled his innocent brain.
6. my psychiatrist told me to go to hard-on alley to forget all my troubles. it’s a hakuna matata place.
7. pedro casually walked alone down hard-on alley and felt that the g-ds in heaven would smile upon him and help him use his mojo toward the hot and often dangerous female creatures that surrounded him.
8. this isn’t heaven! it’s hard-on alley.
9. hard-on alley is a great place to find and talk to chicas calientes.
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