never date a hard on b-tch, unless your bis-xual and like like sh-t.
a b-tch or should i say, in proper terms, a woman who has a d-ck and would like to fondle with it like men do.
friend: hey have you seen that one chick? you know the one that looks like she has a d-ck? she’s cute but sorta weird to think it would be possible she would have one and since then i dont think its true. you think i should ask her out?
you: yeah man, if you like that sh-t. its 2016 anything can be possible, especially when the plastic surgeons came into town. thats what you call a hard on b-tch, aka a real bis-xual woman, or in other ways of terms you can think of. you can ask her out but again not unless you like that sh-t.
- the jessica effect
when a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heteros-xual. named after the original jessica. d-mn the jessica effect! why are there no cute g-y guys?
- release the penguins
1. to seriously f-ck up 2. to act quickly without thought. this phrase began during the great smoky mountain wildfires of november, 2016. the ripley’s aquarium in galtlinburg, tn was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. during the fire, a small […]
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