Hard-On Pardon


a courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don’t to save him from embarr-ssment.
at school, sally noticed the bulge in jake’s pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

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