Hard on theory
according to hard on theory men were the first to wear clothes.
in prehistoric times the headman would see a guy and think” that guy’s got a hard on. he must be thinking about f-cking my woman. i will kill him!”.
so one day a guy got to thinkink” a lot of guys have been killed for thinking about f-cking the headman’s woman. how can a stop that from happening to me? i know i will cover up my p-ck-r with animal skin and that way he can’t tell when i’m thinking about f-cking his woman. i will call it clothes”.
did you know that hard on theory says men were the first to wear clothes?
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