Hard P
having morning wood and trying to urinate in which you have to bend over in awkward positions to get urine to flow out of your p-n-s. sometimes urine flows too quickly before you have time to aim and gets on your floor,toilet,etc.
guy: “i hit such a hard p this morning, it got all over my floor and even my boxers”
guy 2: ” i hate those, that’s why i always m-st-rb-t- before i get up”
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