Hard Pet


the act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.
ralph won the tennis tournament so i gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.

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