hard shit


when something is cool and hardcore.
“did you see that 4×4 truck that dude was driving in?”
“yeah, that’s f-ckin’ hard sh-t right there”
“f-ckin’ aye.”
something that is uniquely cool and bad-ss. you can’t really describe it or want to say something that makes you look like you’re jockin’ so you just say “hard sh-t.”

it’s like when you step into some soft dogsh-t. it sucks and stays on your shoes and you look stupid. if you step on some hard sh-t you luck out and it is good fortune because even though you stepped on sh-t you are smooth enough to not get any on your shoe and as if nothing can touch you.

“d-mn, that fool has a sweet rig.”
“yeah, that’s some hard sh-t right there.”
alcohol that isn’t beer, like vodka, rum, liquor, etc
hard sh-t is awesome, and it doesnt make you feel really full like beer does

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