hardass hawkins


1. a person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.

2. a hard-ss hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.

3. when a hard-ss hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. ex “doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends”

4. a hard-ss hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
” hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?’

“i bet you its one of those hard-ss hawkins'”

“yea, more like a soft-ss hawkins”

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