a suave, intelligent, tender, and sensitive gentleman who 60% of the time has a moustache all the time
me: man derek’s got a different girl again?!
literally everyone: u cereal? gtfo dude’s a hardbright
worthless piece of sh*t the boy who b*tches on facebook was a real haystake
- flying charzard
a charzard that can cooks weed d*mn look and that flying charzard cooking pie
- cigar holster
another name for a v*g*n*. bill clinton: monica i have no where to put my cigar. monica: why don’t you try my cigar holster?
too excited to manage going through excitement. are you xitd 2 come back?