Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch
a s-xual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. the woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance s-xual excitement.
yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a hardcore flipper sideways-saucy lemur switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the f-ck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright…..
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