hardwear
a horseshoe shaped metal fitting worn in one of several configurations on the male genital package to maximize the size and hardness of the erect p-n-s, prolong love making, and increase the volume, distance, and intensity of -j-c-l-t–ns.
appeared in 2006, as a safe alternative to old-fashioned c-ck rings and side-effect pr-ned b-n-r pills.
i love how much bigger and harder my p-n-s is in hardwear.
my p-n-s isn’t just hard its hardwear-hard.
i got rid of my old c-ck rings and upgraded to hardwear.
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