Harem Boy
a young boy (8-12) who acts as a servant within a very s-xual muslim harem to a mult-tude of wives all belonging to a dominate sultan-like male figure.
typically there is only one harem boy to a harem, making him the only permanent male resident within the harem.
duties include, among other things: bed making, applying makeup, and s-m-n clean-up.
jarheimaveer: “i spent four years of my life as a harem boy, during which time i probably cleaned up 5000 full ball-loads of sperm.”
sultan: “you, harem boy, get over here and slap my -ss while i f-ck this b-tch hard who happens to be my wife. then, when i’m done, change the sheets after picking off the extra j-zz with your bare hands”
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