Harem pants


a type of thing people put over their legs (these do not deserve to be called pants) that has the supernatural ability of making victoria’s secret models looking like a pile of manure. these things are uglier and more disgusting than the black plague. unfortunately, they are also spreading faster than the black plague. see: man repeller
bf: hey, jill, you have something on your leg.
gf: those are my new pants! they’re called harem pants!
bf: we’re over.

stephanie: ew, her thighs and hips are m-ssive and all jiggly and gross! why are her legs so disgusting?!
hannah: actually, she’s a swimsuit model. those are her “pants”

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