Haricut


when, for some or other reason, you cannot have your haircut at your usual spot and try a new place that comes highly recommended by a friend. the hair-cutting-chick/guy at this new place does a completely botched job the result of which replaces your normally ‘awesome after-haircut feeling’ with the desire to dismember your friend and destroy the newly visited establishment.
troy: “dude, what the f”

pen-yole: “i know right… haricut… i’m gonna rip blake a new one”
the way a redneck or hairlip may mispr-nounce the words hair cut.
patrick is getting a haricut to avoid ‘rockin the mullet’ like jock.

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