harish
1) one who is whale-like and will do anything to gain good grades but ultimately fails. may be synonymous with gpa wh-r-.
2) one who attempts to grind with obese women and is unable to acquire a date.
3) one who believes he/she is omniscient and must be treated as a god.
“did you hear about that guy who gave a bl-wj-b to p-ss a cl-ss?”
“oh yeah, that dude was a total harish.”
(v) 1. the inability to consume drugs or alcohol at responsible rate, usually implying a ridiculous rate of consumption of illicit substances.
2. (v)the act of repeatedly calling out on a monday because of the weekend’s activities, usually involving copious amounts of illicit drugs, alcohol, and ladies of ill repute.
1. holy sh-t he just harished that whole gram in 5 minutes!
2. john partied so hard last weekend at the stip club he had to pull a harish this morning.
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