harjon
an ugly fat b-tch closely related to the african elephant and a decendent of hippo. they say when it is fully grown it is as large as a mountain and can weigh as mush as a small island.
the harjon is “cutenwild” and she got a car at the age of 8.
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s-xual intercourse, usually involving both animals and humans. “can i stay at yours tonight” “yeah suree” “do you think we’d be allowed your new puppy in the room with us?” “omfg you just wanna have harnay” “too right!” “kewl, i love harnay!”
- Japeskimo
a person with j-penese and eskimo heritage. usually very hairy and ugly. aka justin kernen them god d-mn j-peskimos! what the f-ck are you looking at???
- Jappeh
the hole in the end of the p-n-s. “you know what’d make me ‘appy? a finger tup j-ppeh.” “tup j-ppeh tup p–p-shaft tup everything”
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garlic infused b-tter that comes with some pizzas, mainly papa johns. wesley: “this pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake i didn’t need.” angel: “don’t worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn’t retain the calories.”
- Shwallace
when a broad talks so much that you have to f-ck her face just to shut her up. you usually end up with insomnia and a chaffed ball bag. guy 1: man, you look tired. guy 2: i banged out this broad like 9 times just to shut her up. i haven’t slept in 36 […]