harmonica

a musical instrument… nothing to deal with s-xual relations
bob dylan played the harmonica…
when a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man’s p-n-s, simulating the playing of a harmonica.
before she sucked my c-ck, she gave me a killer harmonica!
when a person eats p-ssy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman’s thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.
“i didn’t have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl’s panties”
when a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid bl-wj-bs by running her mouth along the p-n-s heads as if they were a harmonica.
“dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night…”
a harmonica is an instrument made for the use of those who go to oxford university and think it is cool.
‘hey jack look at my harmonica’
‘f-ggot’

#truestory
short form of harlot monica or wh-r- monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, president clinton.
“willie!” said the first lady. “are you going to play with your harmonica again?”
when two h-m-s-xuals are docking, and create a leclair- then a third h-m-s-xual places his mouth on the leclair and quickly moves it back and forth while blowing. this makes the leclair look like a it is a harmonica being played by a crazy man- complete with s-m-n flying everywhere.
mike liked ryan and sam’s leclair so much, that he decided to make it a harmonica. just like when he volunteered at the old folks home, thanking the elderlies.