harmuffica


from greek mythology a harm-ffica is the evil demon succubus’s demonic instrument. in todays society the word is used as a verb indicating a males desire to perform a certain act on a female. while playing the harm-ffica is one step further than the normal act, it is to perform in a way creating music which brings a hyper-climax or ubergasm if you will, to the receiver.
jeremy: hey ladies, you know im in band right?
ladies: really? what do you play?
jeremy: well girls, i play a little thing called the harm-ffica!
ladies: (gasp wildly)

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