Haronkey


a frightening girl who looks like harry potter, ron weasly, and a monkey cross bred to makeup some sort of messed up human being. they are always annoying and overbearing. they feed on children whilst they dream.
girl gets a text whilst haronkey is sitting behind her. she opens it and haronkey says “what does it say!?” or “thats my seat”, normal girl replies “too bad n-body cares”

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