Harp Darp


an exclamation following an instance of high-cl-ss stupidity. like saying herp derp, only cl-ssier and more pretentious. hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.
melba: oh hey, how’s it going?
numps: can’t complain. oh, jeezum crow! i just stepped on a tack!
melba: haha! harp darp!
numps: you cl-ssy b-tch! stop plucking those invisible strings!

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