harpurhey shuffle


a special and secret fight technique that originates from an inner-city area of manchester, in north west england, called harpurhey; which is located approximately three miles north east of manchester city centre. the technique is greatly feared and just the mere mention of possessing harpurhey shuffle knowledge, as a combat skill is enough to make opponents turn and run. although the technique is a closely guarded secret, rumour suggest that it involves shuffles across the path of an appointment, making sure he/she takes small, quick steps to stay in contact with the ground, this enables them to change direction quickly and at will. the foot work is combined with a windmill type arm manoeuvre which has been described as too fast to explain.
man 1# see that lad over there, he’s been saying you’re a nut job
man 2# oi, sh-t head, have you been putting it around that i’m barmy…
man 1# watch out our kid, he might look small but i heard that bloke is from harpurhey and knows the harpurhey shuffle
man 2# oh sh-t
man 1# he’s coming over
man 2# leg it!!

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