Harry Assmaster


when a s-xually frustrated male college student takes s-xual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are p-ssed out from excessive partying. this usually involves -n-l probing of the unsuspecting victim.
“my -ss hurts. did you harry -ssmaster me last night?”
“that poor guy. he got totally harry -ssmastered last night”
“have another drink buddy because i am going to harry -ssmaster you later.”

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