Harry Murphy
where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. named after the murphy of newtown. aka the “yawning position.”
girl: “you’re really lame in bed.”
guy: “no, i’m just doing the harry murphy!”
girl: “great.. i’ve heard of that. does that mean you’re going to prematurely get off too?”
guy: “yeah baby, just like the murphy of newtown.”
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