Harry Potter Rhyming Slang
a culmination of words, names and phrases from the harry potter world that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! kind of the wizard’s alternative to “c-ckney rhyming slang” just replacing “c-ckney” with “potter”!
harry potter rhyming slang examples:
merlin’s beard – g-d that’s weird!
horcrux snape – for f—’s sake!
that’s weasley – that was easy!
hermione granger – h-llo stranger!
quiddich quaffle – what a load of waffle!
…now let’s see them used in situ:
i came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “merlin’s beard!” i exclaimed. then i noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘horcrux snape’ i thought to myself, ‘i only just planted those a year ago!’. i yelled at dozer – my dog – to move his -rs- kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘hmm…that was weasley’ i thought to myself! usually it takes longer for dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! just then i saw and old friend of mine – julianne – walking p-ssed the house. “hermione granger!” i called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “quiddich quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
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