Harry Turtledove
1. a s-x act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said s-xual encounter
2. to suck at something voraciously
3. a colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. i just met this girl and i can’t wait to give her the harry turttledove.
2. that concert was a real harry turtledove.
3. i took her out and showed her my harry turtledove.
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