hartford carwash


the act of having -n-l s-x with a female. the male then takes his p-n-s out and finds it to be covered in feces. the male then sticks his p-n-s into the woman’s v-g-n- to clean it off.
“honey, did you just give me a hartford carwash?!?!”

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