Hartman disease
an illness that befalls among h-rny teenagers when they haven’t gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.
i can’t believe i hooked up with that girl…she’s so ugly! i must have hartman disease.
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- Tavisha
a wonderful girl that loves pink and is a great artist. she also loves cats and everyone around her. wow, that artist is so tavisha like.
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