Hartmann Hook


the word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.
tom was choking out his little brother tyler for eating all the chocolates from the advent calendar on december 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a sh-t, and his mother denise saw what was going on and started yelling at tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make tom happy so he threw her the ole hartmann hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)

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