Hartsturbation
the act of bewildering or purposefully manipulating the hart to the point of extreme frustration and, eventually, physical lashing out for ones personal satisfaction.
bro 1: hey hart, you should hook up with …!!
hart: blah, you’re totally right!
bro 2: d-mn, bro 1 that was some fun hartsturbation…
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