hartsville hurricane
the loving gesture of having some friends hold down an annoying kid while exposing your b-ttocks and p-ssing some gas into the annoying kid’s nostril’s
1. “did you enjoy your hartsville hurricane this morning mr. matoos?”
-“why, yes i did mr. pretzel!”
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