Harvard on the Highway


another name for catawba valley community college (cvcc) in hickory, nc.
located on highway 70 across from the luxurious wal-mart.

this is where people go when n-body else accepts them.
john: i go to nc state!
bob: i go to unc!
jane: i go to duke!
ann: i go to harvard!…on the highway..

john: harvard on the highway, nice.

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