harvest child
the fruits of labour of a migrant farm worker who has planted his seed in the garden of an unsuspecting local (usually a fat white chick with low self-esteem). after nine months of careful nurturing, a young seedling is born around the time of thanksgiving harvest. this token of success is an easy way for migrant workers to gain immigrant status.
henry: you know that donavon kid from school? have you ever wondered why he has a fro?
johnny: didn’t you know?… he’s a harvest child.
henry: oh ok, i guess that also explains why he tans easily.
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