harvesting schnooseberrys
“harvesting schnooseberrys” is the act of sleeping during cl-ss for reasons a) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required b) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial c) you simply give 0 sh-ts. “harvesting schnooseberrys” is sometimes simplified to just “harvesting.”
hey dan we have test friday you’d best pay attention
nah i’m harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple z’s last night
hey rick tell me about the lesson after cl-ss.
why? going harvesting?
yeah
Read Also:
- Hiblong
verb 1. the act of shoving one end of surgical tubing up your r-ct-m with the other end attached to a breathing apparatus. the breathing apparatus is then p-ssed around amongst friends. while we were hiblonging i suddenly felt self conscious about the spaghetti-o’s i had for lunch.
- hiccdown
similar to a hiccup but out the other end. i ate so many burritos last night i had the hiccdowns.
- flaudge
alternate spelling of flodge to act as if you are going to do something, then backing out at the last minute, usually with a weak excuse or none at all. i wanted an eighth and my d-boy never called me back, what a flaudge.
- HOODBELLA
the siren of females. an elite female who is hand picked by the hoodfellas. hoodbellas are responsible for pivoting and gathering other female “prospects” for the hoodfellas. a hoodbella can be initiated only by a hoodfella with the approval of the remaining hoodfellas. if a female is courting a hoodfella then she is automatically qualified […]
- horn mestizo
1. a. a person of mixed european and native american heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug. 2. harsh sun 3. withered corn stalk 1.a) that ol’ horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don’t shut his trap soon, i’m gonna […]